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Joke of the Day

"As a member of Destiny's Child, Kelly Rowlands was one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world.. ..'s friend. From Frankie Boyle."

"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"

"""I want u so badly"" - Scrabble players with a q in their rack."

"What happens on Santa's lap......stays on Santa's lap."

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair."

"""Apparently I wasn't clear the first time that I want exactly two joules per second in my ass"" ""I said watt watt in the butt."""

"The Nietzsche Family Circus random generator"

"Did you hear about the blonde identical twins? They couldn't tell each other apart."

"The guy who invented throat lozenges just died... I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral."

"This coworker is in a really good mood this morning, so I hacked his Facebook account and wrote ""sexy"" on all of his wife's friends' pics."