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Joke of the Day
"""I want u so badly"" - Scrabble players with a q in their rack."
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"LPT: Laminate your index cards when studying. Not only does it prevent smearing, but the teardrops actually roll right off."
"[my wife and I watch a drunk white girl fall out of a cab] I've never drank that much.... [wife looks at me in disgust] ugh, ok I have."
"What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom? No sound at all, the D is silent"
"What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren? British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat the fuck out of her so it doesn't happen again."
"What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn? Your lawn won't cut itself."
"A Jewish child needs some money So he asks his father, ""Father, may I have fifty dollars?"" The father says ""Fifty dollars?! What do you need forty dollars for? I don't even have thirty dollars!"""
"shops have changed so much. In my day you could go in with a pound and get a bag of crisp and a magazazine now days they have cameras"
"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"