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Joke of the Day

"This coworker is in a really good mood this morning, so I hacked his Facebook account and wrote ""sexy"" on all of his wife's friends' pics."

"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant with twins"

"Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed"

"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."

"I told my friends that I'm going on a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."

"If a mouse family ever stole my iPhone and used it as a flat screen TV then I'm okay with it as long as they're happy."

"Why is the United States always in political disarray? It's a nation without a litre."

"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"

"Save your money ...you never know when your friends will need it."

"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."