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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the blonde identical twins? They couldn't tell each other apart."
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"what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you fucken racist!"
"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"
"Yelling ""you're not my real ladder!"" at your step ladder."
"A set of jumpleads walk into a bar... The bar man says ""I'll serve you but you better not start anything."""
"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."
"New Stephen King book! I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book dealing with the horrors of cat ownership. It's called Pffffffffft!"
"home is where the pants aren't"
"[waiter brings plate of seaweed wrapped sushi] ME-what do I do with this? W-eat it lol M-all of it? W-yes M-alright..[nervously bites plate]"
"What's the right age to tell your kids Canada isn't real?"