202061
Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids? Inconceivable."
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"*On date* Her: hey, how are you? Me: yeah really g.. BRAIN: *interrupting* TELL HER THAT RAP ABOUT ANTS YOU MADE UP ON THE WAY HERE."
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever."""
"How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so."
"News Just In:More pictures leaked,the world rejoices...Iran uses oppertunity to attack Lets not get complacent,your lives could depend on it."
"Life is like a box of condoms... I haven't done anything with mine yet."
"My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year. He's doing confidence intervals."
"I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory I mean, I only took a day off"
"Did you hear about the fire on the Indian reservation? It was intense."
"If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called? White-out."