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Joke of the Day

"I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory I mean, I only took a day off"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped"

"Sarah McLachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles."

"What's a terrorist's favorite game? Jenga"

"What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !"

"I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75."

"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."

"You can really scare someone when you yell ""Peek-a-boo!"". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room."

"Why did the condom cross the road? It got pissed off."

"At School: What Does It Give You? ""Kids, what does the chicken give you?"" ""Meat!"" ""Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"" ""Bacon!"" ""Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"" ""Homework!"""