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Joke of the Day
"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"
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"Q: How can you make a slow horse fast? A: Don't give him any food."
"""Do you have any children?"" Hannibal: ""Freezer. Bottom, right."""
"""Upscale"" sounds like a euphemism for ""fat."""
"Why would a dead girl lie? Because she can't stand up."
"Why did the black Classic major think Oedipus was black? Cause he thought ""casta"" was Greek for ""moms""."
"A man went into a store to buy some condoms. ""That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax"" said the store assistant. ""I don't need tacks"" said the man. ""It'll stay up all by itself."""
"Scottish Engineers Q: What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers? A: ""All the Single Laddies"" Edit: Read it carefully"
"What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket? the underlay! underlay!"
"Men want to be him. Women want to be with him. Bears want to eat him. Botflies want to lay their eggs in his skin. Fish are unaware of him."