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Joke of the Day
"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"
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"I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them."
"What size bed comfortably fits a married couple? Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a robot designed by the Military industrial complex? I'd fuck the robot."
"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"Did you hear about the blind skunk? It fell in love with a fart."
"[Jumps into taxi] ""FOLLOW..."" [taxi driver turns around excitedly] ""...ME ON TWITTER"" [Jumps out & moonwalks into Olive garden]"
"Why doesn't anyone care about the plot in porn? Because, nobody appreciates good friction anymore."
"Knock-Knock Who's there? Meg White's most intricate beat."
"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"