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Joke of the Day
"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"
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"A Blonde texts her friend A blonde texts her friend and asks ""what does IDK stand for?"" The friend replies ""I don't know"" The blonde texts back ""shit, no one seems to know"""
"I've been in chemistry lectures all day... I'm absolutely Bohred to death!"
"What's used to calculate binomial coefficients and eaten on Passover? A Paschal Triangle!"
"What does a pig put on his cut? Oinkment"
"My girlfriend is on her period... She calls me Dracula."
"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."
"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"
"What's the worst part about shaking a one-armed man? You know that's his masturbating hand"
"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"