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Joke of the Day

"My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me ""There are plenty more in the sea."""

"An unsharpened pencil... ...is pointless."

"How do you count cows? You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want."

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler."

"Sometimes you have to cook ur own food and jerk off in front of your girl to show her that she can be replaced."

"Confucius he say Man who wank into till Come into money. Source: My mate Dave at uni circa 1998."

"My favorite clean joke: What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a toe truck."

"My doctor prescribed me some anti-gloating cream... Now all I want to do is rub it in."

"Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"

"Told my kid he better not steal another candy bar cuz ""we don't have time to get arrested"" if you're looking for a parenting role model."