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Joke of the Day

"My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me ""There are plenty more in the sea."""

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit? Nothing, they both come on a boy's face when he turns 13."

"what do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery."

"What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant? Go big or go home"

"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."

"BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you."

"Apparently the world is run by a secret society of cheese makers. The hallouminati"

"What's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called ""herpes"" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts."

"It's only TMI if you're ugly."

"Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings? Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats."