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Joke of the Day
"What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !"
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"whats a feminist least favorite football team? MANchester united"
"I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully while asleep... And not like the 60 students on the bus he was driving."
"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"
"Romantic cop: Here, I brought you a flower. Competitive about everything cop: Big deal. I brought you a flowest."
"Why can't steven hawking perform comedy? He can't do stand up"
"I hate in your end. O. (innuendo)"
"A TCP packet walks into a bar... ... and says to the barmen: ""Hello, I'd like a beer."" the barman replies: ""Hello, you'd like a beer?"" ""Yes,"" replies the packet, ""I'd like a beer."""
"My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not my ""girlfriend."""
"What do you call Chinese jewelry? Bling blong"