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"Sheryl Crow singing the national anthem"
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"Dark comedy is... Like water.......not everyone gets it."
"What do you call a racist shark? Great Whitey"
"[in Paris] Will you have sex with me? ""No monsieur."" Okay, like, I don't speak French. BLINK ONCE FOR NO AND TWICE FOR YES."
"Give a man a fish, he will eat for a day.. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink all day."
"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."
"Martial arts movie, starring me Master: You wish to learn to fight? Me: Yes Master: The training is very difficult Me: Oh then no The End"
"Naked man doing jumping jacks... db qp db qp db qp db qp"
"Which is Donald Trump's favourite music album? the wall by pink floyd"