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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato."

"Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet? There's too many Links."

"I like to nickname my penis Buzz Lightyear Because he likes to travel to the star and beyond"

"I smoke pot because I have a very serious problem. I have this medical condition where I don't realize how good poptarts taste. Source: Sarah Silverman"

"Slasher films are so unrealistic. Anyone could out run a guy walking with a chainsaw. That's why I train running with a chainsaw."

"I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga, but I think it's a bit of a stretch."

"I noticed that he called her 'donkey' all night, I asked why and she said....... HEEE-AWWW, HEE-AWWW, HEEEE-AAAALWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"

"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"

"Selling a dead bird Not going cheep"

"Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?"