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"Selling a dead bird Not going cheep"
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"[NSFW] I got an awesome handjob from my barber after my haircut Just one of the many benefits to cutting your own hair"
"I almost bought a 5 pound bag of mini-eggs at costco. Then I saw the 10 pound bag."
"A black man walks into a music store... ...and asks an employee if they have anything by 'The Doors'. To which the employee responds ""yeah, two security cameras, so get lost"""
"Leprosy joke What did the leper say to the hooker after they had sex? Keep the tip."
"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."
"Remember folks, beauty... Is only a light switch away."
"Just asked someone for their date of birth for a work insurance thing & it was 4/20/69 & I just went dead silent for at least 20 seconds"
"It's colder than a well digger's ass."
"Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker."