212067
Joke of the Day
"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"
Next Joke
"Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20."
"What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep."
"Would you rather have a threesome or dinner with your parents? Personally, I choose dinner with parents. I mean if I'm gonna disappoint two people at once, I at least want it to be two people I know."
"Santa Claus came early! Mrs. Claus wasn't too happy."
"Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (Sorry, That's it)"
"[watching ""Cinderella""] 5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors? Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba."
"There are 3 types of people in this world. 1. People who are good in math. 2. People who aren't good in math."
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor The eye doctor says, ""Sir, you have a cataract"". And the Asian man says, ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental""."
"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."