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Joke of the Day
"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"
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"Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder."
"My grades are telling me to be a trophy wife but my looks are telling me to study harder."
"What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery? uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!"
"i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it"
"Me: Is that seat taken? You: You are pointing at my face... Me: I know."
"What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese."
"What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio"
"Every day is a new day. For someone with Alzheimer's or Dementia."
"Sockets What did one socket say to the other? Stay grounded."