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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a lighter smokes weed? It becomes a high-lighter!"
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"Just donated a kidney. Hope somebody checks that Goodwill box."
"I wasn't upset about that black cat crossing my path but mouthing ""you're fucked"" as he passed was just rude."
"Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world? Ocra Winfrey"
"This guy was so computer illiterate... When told to turn on a computer, he asked where he's supposed to rub it. :P"
"Just thought of a nazi knock knock joke (probably said before) Knock knock Whos there? Nazis Nazis who? No wonder we killed millions of you."
"My deaf girlfriend just told me to fuck off. That's not a good sign."
"What kind of moronic mirror thinks that Kristen Stewart is fairer than Charlize Theron?"
"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"
"What happens when libertarians and honey badgers don't give a shit together? An ex-lax shortage"