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Joke of the Day
"When I say I go to the gym religiously, that usually means every christmas and easter."
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"What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise? Open the door and kick her out."
"What did the sorority girl say when she couldn't eat another bite of pie? I literally pecan't right now."
"Why don't Korean captains wear hats? Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes."
"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"
"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."
"So I read the dictionary the other day. Turns out the zebra did it."
"Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles"
"I saw an attractive woman spank her kid in McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground."