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Joke of the Day
"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"
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"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"
"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"I was walking through... I was walking through a graveyard on my way to work earlier when I saw a man crouched beside a headstone. ""Morning"" I said, he goes ""nah, just having a shit."""
"How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood."
"they joke about mine being... ...a whole nuther leg!"
"If there's not a man out there with ""Gluten Free"" tattooed above his junk then we've failed as a society"
"What type of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
"Today I saw a guy driving around with upward of 10 parking tickets on his windshield. Now what were you saying about not giving a fuck?"
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Those dirty bastards."