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Joke of the Day

"I wasn't upset about that black cat crossing my path but mouthing ""you're fucked"" as he passed was just rude."

"My friend got a job fastening metal plates together. He hates it. He says it's not fun or interesting, which I dont understand. I think his job is riveting."

"What is the best joke you have heard? Any best joke"

"I just changed my iPhone's name to ""Titanic"" and plugged it in. It's syncing now."

"If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life."

"Did you hear about the lady who backed into a belt sander? Disaster."

"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."

"When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug? When it gets a handle on life."

"What do you call A Bohemian Lumberjack? ...A *Blogger.* ( I'll see myself out.. :)"

"What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !"