219906

Joke of the Day

"Just donated a kidney. Hope somebody checks that Goodwill box."

"what does a family dentist and a pedophile have in common? They both fill little kids' cavities. Original by me."

"My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."

"What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs? Two chickens and a goat."

"What did the sadist do to the masochist? nothing."

"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."

"I was in a porno once but I only had a small part"

"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."

"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."

"What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !"