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Joke of the Day
"Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world? Ocra Winfrey"
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"A Medieval Escort I've been down on my luck, but today I was finally offered a job as a medieval escort. Unfortunately, it means I will have to work fucking knights."
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? it goes back 4 seconds"
"A family walk into a hotel, the father walks up to the counter and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The clerk replies "" its just regular porn you sick fuck!"""
"The man who invented autocorrect just died. His funfair will be on Monkey."
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Let's go get Jobs!"
"I decided to freeze myself at -273.15 degrees Celsius My friends think I'm crazy, but I think I'll be 0K"
"[job interview] ""So do you have any questions you'd like to ask me?"" Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?"
"I think my professor might not know my name. He keeps on correcting it with the word ""Late"" on all my papers."
"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."