201865

Joke of the Day

"BOSS: You ok? ME: Yeah, why? BOSS: You have a sign that says ""2 Days Without Being Annoyed"" [maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]"

"China's number 1 brand of Protein? I-Whey-Whey"

"Why do they say ""character actress""? Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?"

"If you put your right ear really close to your left knee and you listen... ...you can hear a voice say 'What the fuck are you doing?'"

"What's the bet part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!"

"The bassist walked past the bar."

"What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one? -Amir Azwal The next? -Amir Azwal Azim"

"Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !"

"What's a bigamist? It's a large fog in Italy"

"I went to a charity event for women who lost their legs, when someone stole all of their wheelchairs. After that, the place was crawling with pussy"