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Joke of the Day

"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."

"What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !"

"How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer? Because she can clean her crack and sell it again"

"I like to listen to Anu Malik's music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it's important to get educated."

"A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only saran warp... The psychiatrist said, ""I can clearly see your nuts!"""

"Google... qrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5"

"""What do we want?!"" ""TIME TRAVEL!"" ""When do we want it?!"" ""IRRELEVANT!"""

"What do you call a Mustard Competition? A Compe*Dijon*"

"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"Two grapes were walking down the street and one was assaulted. If that didn't make you laugh, it's because GRAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY!"