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Joke of the Day
"Using Twitter for business is like buying ad space over a urinal."
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"A TV show where customers get to hear what employees said 10 seconds after they left the store."
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"Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive."
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"DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in years"
"Ruth and Johnny, side by side, went out for an auto ride. They hit a bump, Ruth hit a tree, Johnny kept going Ruthlessly."
"What's the worst part about smelling moth balls? Having to move the moth dick out of the way first."