1976
Joke of the Day
"What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball? The bottom of the fifth"
Next Joke
"Why is peter pan always flying? He never lands."
"Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !"
"Why did the brother octopi look so alike? They were itentacle twins."
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? It looks like you landed on your face"
"WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME: WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool"
"How did ""El Chapo"" escape prison? Joaquin."
"What were the old-time gangster's last words? ""Who put this fucking violin in my violin case?!"""
"CIVIL WAR SPOILER: A lot of people in the South still don't know they lost."
"Just heard a woman compare different products by calling the last one ""even differenter."" I am now embarrassed to be human."