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Joke of the Day
"People say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat."
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"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"
"They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual... ...it was booty that killed the beast."
"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"
"What does the sterile man say when asked if he's gonna get neutered? Vas the deferens?"
"I like my women like I like my coffee ... ... ground up and in the freezer."
"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."
"If you call a foreigner who wants to be Japanese a weeaboo and a foreigner who wants to be British a teeaboo what do you call a person who wants to be a Canadian? A Caribou"
"Where can you find Scandinavia? Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia."
"Who called it a one night stand and not a humpty dumpty?"