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Joke of the Day

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar... Bartender says, ""what'll it be Ted?"""

"What's better than roses on your piano Tulips on your organ"

"Dear protestors, Rosa parks refused to give up her seat on the bus, she didn't trash it. There's a difference. Pls don't crucify me"

"I used to steal jokes.... ....I still do. But I used to too."

"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07."

"There are 10 types of people. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who did not expect this to a base 3 joke."

"""I'm not really supposed to do this,"" says the Verizon employee, showing you the setting on your phone that unbinds love from sorrow."

"If at first you don't succeed tell yourself a litany of excuses then numb yourself with Oreo blizzards."

"How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted? He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own."

"You know what really turns me on? Unprotected.....WiFi."