201860

Joke of the Day

"I'm terrified of the day robots become self-aware and start wearing fedoras."

"I wrote a song about a tortilla. well actually, it's more of a wrap"

"""I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident."" ""Ok, but we already said you got the job."""

"What do you call a Muslim Flying an airplane A pilot"

"Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken? No dear, she comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

"Raping someone on an elevator... is wrong on so many levels"

"Why is it hard for men to understand women? Because you have to study abroad to understand them."

"I'm going to a costume party as jesus. What are some good jesus party quotes I can use?"

"No thanks, 5 Hour Energy, I'd rather have a 5 Hour Nap."

"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."