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Joke of the Day

"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."

"What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you."

"In a recent interview, Heather Mills was asked why she thought Paul McCartney was still famous. She said she was stumped."

"If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?"

"What did the french baker ghost said? BOO! Langerieeee!"

"How strange... Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy."

"What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights? Feminem"

"Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"Why are blondes bad a judging distance? They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker."

"A baby came out of my stomach and I was all ""weird, I don't remember eating that..."""