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Joke of the Day

"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."

"So a blind guy walks into a fish market... And says Hello ladys"

"I used to hate the square root of -1 but then I realized I was just imagining things."

"How do you stop an Internet troll? Seize their memes of production."

"What do you call a pig with no legs? A groundhog!"

"Girls can be so ungrateful. I make her breakfast in bed and instead of saying ""Thank you"" she is all like ""How did you get into my house?"""

"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"

"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"

"Hmm. Every fortune cookie I've opened in the past six months says ""you will die screaming."" Weird."

"I bet some astronomers can't tell black holes apart because they're racists."