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Joke of the Day
"Why is it hard for men to understand women? Because you have to study abroad to understand them."
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"I ignored your Facebook Friend Request only because there isn't a ""Oh Hell No!"" Button!!!"
"There are two penguins in a bathtub... One looked to the other and said, ""No Soap Radio"""
"Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby. Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too."
"Dad: relax kids, no monkey business in a nice restaurant [table over] Monkey 1: *slams briefcase shut, stands up* Monkey 2: not worth it man"
"How are bisexual men and bisexual women the same? They both think girls are really great but won't admit they just need to be filled by cock."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month"""
"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."
"Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina? That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper."
"Can someone please tell what the weathers like. My Facebook is full of Robin William's tributes"