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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a song about a tortilla. well actually, it's more of a wrap"

"My son's soccer coach just said, ""You can't spell ""triumph"" without 'try,'"" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever."

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"How many feninists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Because feminists can't change anything."

"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""

"As I approach 50, my wife suggested I get myself one of those high performance penis enlargers... So I have. She's 25 and her name is Candy."

"Fine! I do actually believe in a higher being.. His name is Jonathan and he's about 5 inches higher than me. That bastard."

"Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum."