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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years the job still sucks."
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"Me: Every beautiful girl has an ugly friend Girl: That's why my friend is ugly Me: I see. You are just a pair of ugly girls"
"Yesvember!"
"I was told that Microwaves were invisible But I can see mine on my counter. Is mine broken?"
"A nurse reaches into her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Ugh, some asshole has my pen"", she thought."
"What's God's favorite guitar chord? G sus"
"If a ""cougar"" is an older woman who is into younger men, what do you call an older woman who is into younger women? a gym teacher"
"Why is this election historic? It's the first time we're guaranteed there'll be a cunt in the oval office."
"Spell icup Why the FUCK are you watching me urinate?! FUCK YOU!!!!!"
"Old Spice Joke Look at the comments."