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Joke of the Day

"Old Spice Joke Look at the comments."

"Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary? He didn't want to be mainstream."

"My friend got jailed 6 months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out they were firefighters."

"My family puts the ""C"" in Awckward because the majority of them didn't graduate high school and are horrible spellers."

"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.."

"What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? The person sucking dick."

"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."

"It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing."

"Whats brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"

"I'm Torn on the Issue of Abortion.... On one hand, I support it because it is killing babies. On the other hand, it gives women a choice. Credit goes where credit's due, /u/DJ-Salinger"