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Joke of the Day

"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

"Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls."

"Missing girl There was a girl named Tori who got lost when hiking. A search party was formed, however she was never found. Then one day she walks out of the woods, it was a Miss Tori."

"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me oh wait, you don't"

"What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."

"What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Sperm? One comes from Baghdad and the other ones comes from Dads bag."

"[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord."

"North Korea has finished nuking the South, and there was one man left alive. He was the Seoul survivor."

"My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight ? No featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !"

"One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me."