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Joke of the Day
"What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called? Number Munchers!"
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"So son, you want to win the science fair, eh? We can solve this with good ol' American know-how *drone strikes other projects* We win"
"What is it Lassie? Timmy fell down a well? Earthquake in LA? The Russians are coming? You found a plane? No? ...Oh, you want another beer."
"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""
"Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing."
"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"
"When is the best time to hold a funeral? In the mourning. FYI, my 11yo says he made this up today, right after learning of death in the extended family."
"I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years."
"Why are chefs the meanest? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream"
"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"