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Joke of the Day

"I just put a client on hold for five minutes while I went to the break room to heat up a burrito in case you wondered about my work ethic."

"What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money? Dr. Drake."

"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."

"I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said ""Oh, I thought you were the radio."" Flattered, she asked ""Did you come to listen?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I came to turn it off."""

"Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread They told me they had naan."

"Why do people dislike going to the dentist? Because he is boring."

"What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit? Yeahman"

"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"

"A girl just broke up with her friend The guy deserved it. He loved her more than anything, but still he treated her really badly. He really was a dick' to her. (addicted to her)"