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Joke of the Day
"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."
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"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."
"Knock-Knock!"
"What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!"
"Chrosshair Crosshair is what rabbit breeders do."
"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."
"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."
"I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children."
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."
"That Gorilla from Ohio.... and the small black boy. Utter mismatch. James vs. Curry"