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Joke of the Day

"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."

"Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso."

"A kiss will make her day But anal will make her hole weak"

"what did the melon say to the cookie? nothing, melons can't talk"

"Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."

"Someone just posted an article on Facebook and said ""file this under sad."" WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FILING EVERYTHING"

"Why are Communists bad Java programmers? They don't like classes."

"You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!"

"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"

"Who won the Battle of the Bulge? The guy with the bulge in his sock ..."