201768

Joke of the Day

"What did the organic chemist use tinder for? Carbon dating."

"What do dolphins use to stay clean? All-porpoise cleaner."

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand base n, those who don't, those who thought this would be a base n-1 joke, ..., and those who thought this would be a binary joke."

"In alcohol's defense, i've done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too."

"I'm thinking of re-releasing my old tweets in 3D."

"There are two kinds of people in this world, the kind that keep their inbox at zero... and the kind that want to run for president someday."

"You - ""Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"" Friend - ""No?"" You - ""Didn't think so"""

"What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common? They both hang out at the Space Bar."

"Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves... ... Clinton and Trump are furious."