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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !"
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"What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks? A snout bout!"
"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."
"Ever since they started calling pole dancers ""artists,"" I've been writing on my resume that my talents include ""moving in artistic circles."""
"I was offered sex today... with a 21 year old and all I had to do was re-post a joke. I, of course, declined."
"[holding an acorn] ""do you still love me?"" Wife yells outside- ""that's not even the same squirrel as yesterday!"" ""Shaddup you!"""
"I think Billboard has got it all wrong on the hottest single of the year It should be me"
"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."
"A beggar walked up to me and said, I haven't eaten anything for days. I just looked at him and said, ""God, I wish I had your willpower"""
"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."