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Joke of the Day

"You - ""Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"" Friend - ""No?"" You - ""Didn't think so"""

"What do you say to a handicapped dog? Down Syndrome, down!"

"So a guy comes into a bar... oh wait or was it a horse? Ok so a guy cums into a horse. yaaa obviously works better as a spoken joke"

"Finding a good date is like looking for a parking spot... all the good ones are taking and the rest are handicapped."

"A black guy, mexican, and jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck out."""

"Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon"

"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."

"Boss: You need supervision. Me: *squints really, really hard*"

"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"

"There wasn't any toilet paper, so I had to use the weekly to wipe my buttocks. Sorry about the shitty news."