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"Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra? To keep them from rolling out of bed"
"Clerk: Why do you need 200 condoms? Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals"
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of cow manure? the bucket"
"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"
"""Go ahead, caller...."" ""Mom, you have to stop answering your phone that way."""
"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."
"What's the worst thing about being black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven."
"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""
"You can't have your status and like it too."