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Joke of the Day

"Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra? To keep them from rolling out of bed"

"HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are."

"I call my kettle Jim Carey, because it brews-all-my-tea."

"After realising that I had accidentally eaten my clone, I shat myself."

"Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes but I found it very difficult to get into."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side ( )"

"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"

"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"

"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"

"What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? His gross interest."