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Joke of the Day
"Whats that smell? Auschwitz."
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"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"
"Told my wife that Hooters is an owl rescue sanctuary where I'm doing important volunteer work."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to suck my dick."
"What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm? I'm bleating all over the place!"
"My cat sat up from a dead sleep and stared, frantic toward the empty basement laundry room so I guess I'll be buying a new house now."
"A pessimist, optimist and feminist Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Feminist: The glass is raped"
"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."
"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."
"This one time, a work colleague declared The Avengers to be a better film than The Dark Knight. That was a busy day in HR, I can tell you."