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Joke of the Day

"A pessimist, optimist and feminist Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Feminist: The glass is raped"

"If a stork brings white babies and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies? A little Swallow."

"Thought I saw Donald Trump but it was just a pile of distressed leather with a raccoon napping on top of it."

"*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments."

"Warning: a punny joke What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? You really think feminists will ever change anything?"

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"Getting a college degree is just like buying a new car Its value is cut in half as soon as you leave the property with it."

"What did the cactus say to his wife? 'Aloe Vera!"

"DUI checkpoint cop: sir, have u been drinking tonight me: define sir"