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Joke of the Day
"What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm? I'm bleating all over the place!"
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"Passenger profiled on airplane flight for doing math. I want to know if the profiler is a blonde? Feminist? Liberal arts major?"
"funny Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."
"And so, Jesus said unto Peter ""Come forth and win yourself eternal glory"" But Peter came fifth and won himself a toaster"
"I just made myself a sandwich... which, if I'm understanding Twitter law correctly... makes me my own bitch."
"My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)"
"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"
"The George W. Bush Library just opened... It uses the Doofas Decimal System."
"""Of course I have a mandate!"" Donald Trumpler shrieked at reporters. ""Master Putin is picking me up tonight for dinner and dancing."""
"Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends? He's a fungi"