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Joke of the Day

"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."

"I was wondering why my doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation... Then I saw a dragon and I fucking shit myself."

"I laughed in r/funny"

"From my 5 year old: Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange Who? Orange you glad I love you? All my awws."

"I'll keep my women like Flo Jo... ....dead"

"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."

"A man was at his dentist when the dentist said ""This is going to hurt a little"" Man: ""That's ok"" Dentist: ""I've been fucking your bitch since last summer"""

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"I was ringing this 0800 number for two days before I realised it was their opening hours."

"How to get mustard out of your white shirt.. 1) go to a store 2) buy a new shirt"