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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"

"Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo? Because 0 1 2"

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"what did the cornflake say to the other cornflake? Hi cornflake. don't blame me... you clicked on it... what did you expect?"

"What do you call a fascist in an ironic t-shirt Adolf Hipster."

"In case I ever doubted my status as an American, being able to buy girl scout cookies on my way out of the gym was a heady reminder."

"Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure now I see the spots much clearer."

"What's invisible and smells like cough drops? Koala farts"

"If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world."

"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."