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Joke of the Day
"Reddit is like a shiny new penny... It's fun to look at but completely worthless"
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"""U put on suntan lotion?"" ""No"" ""Youll get sunburned!"" *sun descends, his voice echoes loudly* ""NICE BICEPS BRO, UR LIL SISTER LOAN EM TO U?"""
"What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !"
"The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone."
"What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bag outside the breast cancer ward."
"Only in SF: people checking into the riot on Foursquare."
"The best thing about the first day at a new job is nobody knows I only have one outfit."
"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"
"The worst is that a 27 y/o who wanted to marry Charles Manson & charge ppl to see his corpse had more of a future financial plan than we do."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch -badumtiss-"