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Joke of the Day
"Only in SF: people checking into the riot on Foursquare."
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"I told my ex-boyfriend to masturbate so he could give me a fucking break once in a while."
"Black and Mexican jokes are the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"If your an American before you go in the bathroom and your an American when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom? European"
"I like telling people to ""grow up"" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say ""Took my advice I see"""
"What do women and aircraft share in common? They both have cockpits"
"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."
"Back to the future too many times Scientists have recently discovered a direct link between time travel and Parkinson's disease."
"What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas? Police Navidad."
"What do you call a guy who fucks himself? [Ethan Hawke](http://i.imgur.com/tXrW7HU.jpg)."