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Joke of the Day

"What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !"

"making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)"

"You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?"

"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."

"What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer."

"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"

"No Calls ? I Understand . No Text ? I Understand , But When You See Me With Someone Else Please Understand ."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the mountains."

"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!"

"Old Aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, ""You're next."" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."