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Joke of the Day

"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor"

"They're not called grammar nazis anymore. They're the Alt-Write."

"Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !"

"""There is no 'I' in team!"" Steve Jobs yells at his iTeam."

"Donald Trump wants to build a wall along the Mexican border but he wants them toupee."

"Jesus walks into a bar with his disciples... ""Thirteen glasses of water, please!"", Jesus said to the barman, winking at the others..."

"My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer."

"Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a ""God PLEASE bless America"", maybe you'd have better luck. #manners"

"I just purchased Big Foot repellant. Er, sorry, a camera."